humor – Skeleton At The Feast

Wear an Orange Hat, It’s Tax Season

I bought it, now can I break it? Or: taxes, pie, and PBS.

The question’s already been asked or at least, answered –

Used or unused?

They say if you want something done, you must do it yourself. This is not true.

A few months ago, our apartment developed a slight haunting problem.

The coffee is kept in the pickle jar; that’s all you must recall.

“It seems you still have your wits about you.”

Books shape my world. No, really – literally.

My roommates have developed a catch phrase – or perhaps the beginnings of a new vernacular; it is hard to tell.

I spent yesterday destroying evidence – no, not THAT kind of evidence.