food – Skeleton At The Feast

Bunkerland

I’ve been away for a few days at a top-secret location.

What do you see in a can of tomato paste?

I stand between jungle and plains…

This morning I got a surprise. I thought I was getting a melon. Due to the early hour, I confused the two.

Yes, I still have pumpkins from Halloween. Yes, they’re still good (I hope).

With great knowledge comes great… regret. Particularly when the subject is British food.